Departmental Expenditure.
11. Mr. Gormley
asked the + the annual figures for moneys paid to a person and+ [14384/06]
The Taoiseach:
When I am due to speak in Dáil Éireann or I am about to be +
Mr. Gormley:
It seems from figures I have seen previously that the Taoiseach is spending +
Mr. Cuffe:
He is looking well on it.
Mr. Durkan:
It is disgraceful.
Mr. Gormley:
How does the Taoiseach expect taxpayers, many of whom are lying on trolleys, to +
Mr. Durkan:
In Fagan’s.
Mr. Gormley:
Given that this year is the 80th anniversary of the founding of Fianna +
Mr. Gogarty:
He used mascara.
Mr. Gormley:
——would say about a Taoiseach who spends hundreds of euro on make- +
An Ceann Comhairle:
That question does not arise from Question No. 11.
Mr. Kehoe:
He would tell him to use Vichy.
Mr. Gormley:
Does the Taoiseach agree that we could now call him the L’Oréal +
Ms Hanafin:
He is worth it.
Mr. Kitt:
Deputy Gormley could do with some make-up.
The Taoiseach:
When Deputy Gormley is Taoiseach some day——
Mr. Gormley:
I thank the Taoiseach for his confidence.
The Taoiseach:
——he will find that the services of two people who are paid on a +
Mr. Stagg:
Is that why the Taoiseach will not come in on Thursdays?
The Taoiseach:
If I came in on Thursdays, we would have to pay for three days.
Mr. Durkan:
He cannot come into the House unless he is wearing make-up.
The Taoiseach:
It would be even more expensive then.
Mr. Stagg:
We will pay for it if the Taoiseach agrees to come in.
The Taoiseach:
They are paid the SIPTU rate for the job they do.
Mr. Rabbitte:
We will pass around a hat if the Taoiseach comes in.
The Taoiseach:
I do not think these people should be fired to satisfy Deputy Gormley.
Mr. Gogarty:
They could work in the health service.
The Taoiseach:
They provide a service and they do their job.
Mr. Stagg:
We could decentralise them.
The Taoiseach:
They are paid the SIPTU rate. I avail of the same services as everyone else who +
Mr. Gogarty:
One has to go there whether one likes it or not.
The Taoiseach:
It is not a question of “whether one likes it or not”. Deputy +
Mr. Carty:
It does not make a difference.
The Taoiseach:
He has never been known not to do so in advance of any of his many television +
Mr. Gormley:
How does the Taoiseach know all this?
The Taoiseach:
I know because I checked.
Mr. Durkan:
He must be the fly on the wall in RTE.
Mr. Gormley:
I must say the Taoiseach has done some extraordinary research on my habits.
Mr. Cuffe:
He is engaging in a security offensive.
Mr. Gormley:
Would it be too much trouble for the Taoiseach to apply his make-up himself?
Mr. Durkan:
We could not have that.
Mr. Gormley:
Does he need all of these people?
An Ceann Comhairle:
That does not arise.
Mr. Durkan:
We could not expect him to do that.
Mr. Gormley:
What is the story here?
An Ceann Comhairle:
That is a frivolous question.
Mr. Gormley:
Can the Taoiseach give us a breakdown of how much it costs per week? I have +
An Ceann Comhairle:
It is a long-standing rule that a supplementary question is not in order if the +
Mr. Durkan:
Can we have an estimate of the price per gallon?
Mr. Gormley:
I know this is embarrassing for the Taoiseach.
The Taoiseach:
Not one bit.
An Ceann Comhairle:
I have allowed Deputy Gormley a fair amount of latitude.
Mr. Gormley:
To spend €480 a week on make-up is extraordinary at a time when there are +
An Ceann Comhairle:
You have made your point.
Mr. Gormley:
It amounts to nothing more than decadence.
Mr. Durkan:
The Romans were like that too.